Hetalia Randomness

War! War! War!

Chibi!Admin: Admin? Can I go to war?

Me: .......Against? Whose team are you on?

Chibi!Me: I'm against Germany!

Me: No.

Germany: Don't worry, I won't do anything to her. Besides, maybe her economy might grow if she knows battle plans more.

Me: No.

Germany: Well, okay then.

Me: I don't want you dying, Germany.

Germany: Wut?

Me: Come on. Everyone knows you yell awesomely.

Germany: Let's just let her fight me.

Me: Okay, if that's what you want. Chibi, you can fight Germany.

Chibi!Me: Okay! *shoots Germany. And runs him over with tank. And bombs him. Then burns him.*

Prussia: Ooh, looks like your Chibi is kicking butt.

Me: I told Germany not to fight my Chibi.

Prussia: WAAAAR!!!!!!

Chibi!Me: War! War! War!

Prussia: She's like two feet tall. She has a BB gun. She has no allies. And cannot run more than 4 meters without stopping.

Chibi!Me: Who are your allies?

Prussia: The Axis, Spain, and Romano.

Chibi!Me: Okay, guys, I think Prussia's challenging us.

Manitoba, Death, Belarus, Russia, Cuba, America (how are Cubes and 'Mer'ca on the same team?), Cuba, Sweden, and China: Okay!!!! War time!

Prussia: My awesome self is going to retreat and watch some videos of England yelling at people bye!

Prussia's Army: Yeah bye!!!!