Hetalia Randomness

The Vancouver 2010 Olympics

Me: Dad, can I watch The Titanic?

Dad: No. I rate it 16a (I'm fifteen).

Me: Uuuuuuughhhhhh

Me: *walking to the Portal Of Hetalia*

Germany: Vhat is wrong with Hetagirl?

Me: I can't watch Titanic.

Italy: We can-a watch-a the pasta show-a!

Me: I want to watch Titanic. But thanks.

Canada: What about The Vancouver 2010 Olympics

Me: No. If I watched any Olympics it would be summer. Kayaking.

Canada: Adam Vancou-

Me: BUT I NEED TO SEE TITANIC.

America: I can let you watch it without him knowing.

Me: Sorry....I can never do that to him, he'd just go into an emotional coma.

America: So....I can be your dad?

Me: No. But that would rock. But no.

Russia: If you become one with Ru-

Me: Not happening.

Sweden: IKEA, ikea, sing the ikea-

Me: SHUT UP. I'D RATHER RONA!!!

Sweden: Oh...

America: I call a World Meeting.

*at le meeting*

America: Seems like Hetagirl here wants to watch titanic.

England: Yes. I have noticed that she is a little disappointed.

France: A little? She kicked my head and bit my finger off!

England: That's all? Last time she stabbed me in the eye and chucked me onto the road and ran over me with an ice cream truck.

Scotland: I have an idea!!

*a few days later*

Scotland: Lassie, there's worst things than not watching Titanic. Let me show ye.

Me: Okay...

Scotland: *puts me on a boat*

Scotland: *sinks boat*

France and Austria: *Play Titanic theme song*

Me: Yay I'm on the Tita-

Me: F'ck you.

Me: WHY DID YOU HAVE TO SINK THIS BOAT YOU STUPID IDIOTS?! SOMEONE BESIDES AMERICA SAVE ME I KNOW HE'LL DO IT WITH MCDONALDS!

Canada: L-Like me?

Me: Sure. Get me off this boat.

Canada: Okay *saves me*

Me: Thanks dude.

Canada: No problem. Don't worry, I can cheer you up!

Me: How?

Canada: Come to my place.

*we walk to Matthew's place and I see a dvd*

Me: You bought me a Titanic disk? Thank you!

Canada: No....That's a Vancouver 2010 Olympics dvd.

Me: Oh.