China: I love my food. It tastes so good.
Russia: Vodka tastes better.
America: Dude, I believe you mispronounced burger.
France: Wrong again, any gormet meal is good.
Cuba: Fuck you, ice cream is better.
Japan: You mean, sushi?
Canada: No, I'm pretty sure that he said pancake.
Me: I said rower blood.
Everyone: *turns and looks at me*
Me: What?
Japan: Admin, you do know that that is irregar, right?
Me: So that means what, exactly?
Japan: It means run for your rife.
America: Dude! It's almost Thursday. Snap out of the Wednesday Syndrome.
Me: No.
America: Why do we have to be stuck with this murderer?! Wednesday cannot get any scarier.
Vira: Would you like Rower Blood with lemon and lime, or plain?
America: Uh, I was lying. It could.
Me: Can I change my order?
Canada: O thank gosh that was scary as hell please don't put me through this torture again.
Me: I'll have Canada blood. Extra lime.
Canada: Why?
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Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
