Me: Oh my gosh I thought of a good dare. Sealand, we can totally get EVERYONE back.
Sealand: Awesome.
- a few moments later -
Me: I dare everyone to drink 10 bottles of their favorite drink.
England: *grabs beer*
France: *heads for wine*
Canada: *steals some of England's beer*
Russia: *takes vodka out of his coat*
Scotland: *pours forty glasses of whiskey*
Germany: *grabs some Corona*
Italy: NOOO GERMANY NOT THE CORONA. I AM ON A BUDWIESER ONLY ALCOHOL DIET.
Germany: *gives Italy Budwieser*
America: *grabs Guiness*
All: We are ready, Admin-chan.
Me: VIRA! You have your drink?
England: Isn't Vira a bit too young to drink?
Me: She'll be fine.
Vira: Yup! I got my beverage right here! I'm gonna outlast all of you.
Me: LET THE CONTEST BEGIN!!!
Ten bottles of alcohol per nation later...
England: Am I Catholic? Or Protestant? I don't know!!!
France: I LOVE TO *censored* MY BEAUTIFUL ENGLYWOO!
Canada: I....want......to.....punch......someone......WEEEEEJEJEJJEJEHEJHEJEJEKEKEIIEJEEJEJEJEJEEEEE!!!!
Russia: Alcoholkolkolkolkolkolkolkol (see what I did there?)
Scotland: Sheeeeeeeeeeeeep!!!!! Where are you, my lovely beautiful lumberjack cucumber toothbrush? TOOTHBRUSH SHEEP! KISS ME!!!
Germany: Lazylazylazylazylazylazylazylazylazy-off!
Italy: CAN I HAVE SOME WINE, MAMA LARRY UNCLE?!
America: Usue ihwduhwudheudeuhhejbcuwnsdhuwmddybwdeybyebdetnwybedhdwyhyedgwyggwyhchwhedwhbedhhshshsjsjsssekdkdixixyeuxidujejdidukehrjjshjrkfdkdhrkjeemumdneu
Vira: *not drunk* WTF is going on?
Me: How did you-
France: HOW DID YOU OUTLAST THOSE IDIOTS?!
Vira:.....I brought grape juice
YOU ARE READING
Hetalia Randomness
DiversosAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
