Hetalia Randomness

At Work: The Mall (Part One: Axis)

-- Sears--

Germany: Hello, miss. You look like you need some exercise. Why don't you try out our treadmill?

Lady: No.

Germany: Too bad! *puts woman on treadmill*

Lady: NOOO!!!

Germany: *puts treadmill on fastest speed*

Lady: AHHH!!! *dies*

Germany: WTF?!!

Friend of Lady's: She had a disease that, if overworking herself, her heart stops.

Germany: *slowly backs away*

-- Anime --

Japan: Herro, young man. Wourd you rike to read some manga? They're 23% off!

Teen Boy: WTF is your problem? And where's the video game store?

Japan: Over there *points*

-- Food Court --

Italy: HELLO FAMILY! TODAY ONLY, PASTA IS FREEEEEE!!!!!

Mom: NU MY SON IS ALLERGIC TO PASTA!!!!

Italy: PASTAAAAAA!!!!!!! Here, let your 8-year-old try some!

8-year-old: *dies*

Italy: WAAAH GERMANY!!!!

-- Clothing Store (14a) --
Spain: I love working at the clothing store.

Kid: Sir...have wou seen my mommy?

Spain: What does she look like?

Kid: Hewe. *takes photo of mom out of pocket*

Spain: Ooh, this woman is sexy.

Kid: What?

Spain: She has nice t'ts.

Kid: *nervous laugh*

Spain: Well, it's true.

Kid: Yeah. She's already done the dirty 932 times. Too many people like her @$$. Unfortunately I'm too young to have some.

Spain: *head explodes*

-- Sports Store --

Prussia: I'm awesome kesesese.

10 year old girl: hey, sir, Have you seen the hunting gear?

Prussia: Why would the awesome me service you?

Girl: A'cause you would. And it's not nice to be arrogant.

Prussia: Aw you're cute.

Girl: So where is it?

Prussia: Why would you want to? You're just a cute, sweet little girl.

Girl: *rolls sleeves up, revealing biceps, and tattoos. Also pulls out rifle from pocket. I'm so random.*

Girl: So...where is it?

Prussia: OVER THERE.

-- Makeup Store --

Romano: *working at makeup store*

Hormonal Teenage Girl (HTG): OMG that guy is HAWT. I wonder if I'm hot.

HTG: Am I hot? Your honest opinion!

Romano: This will make you hotter *holds up makeup*

HTG: Yeah, but am I hot? Honestly?

Romano: You're the ugliest person I have ever seen. Not even the Cuban guy (Cubes) is uglier than you. He's actually WAY hotter, and he's UGLY. You look less hot than an old lady who's been chased by mutant wasps and ran over by a bus and then contracted a disease that rots her skin. And she's naked.

HTG: WAAAAAH!!!

Romano: You'll look hotter with makeup!

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Lol. I don't know. My crazy mind has taken over. Who should I do next and what job/jobs?