*super serious voice* Every year, Ontario and Texas host the "Better Than Everyone Party" on October 14. This year, three states, three provinces, four OC's (excluding actual geographic locations) and four countries made their way into the party: Japan, Hungary, Spain, Cuba. Middle Earth (Freedom_Dancer ), Vira, Death, HetaIsland. Texas, New York, Georgia. Ontario, Alberta, Nova Scotia.
Death: You must be kidding. This is not a kick-@ party. No one is dying. Death is, of course, my thing.
Middle Earth: You know you just comfort people when they die, and stop their heart, right? You don't kill or anything.
Death: Yeah, I know.
Vira: Who wants some refreshments? I brought kayaking Gatorade, kayaking lemonade, and regatta river water.
HetaIsland: ........Yay.......
Me: So let's see what everyone is doing!
Cuba: *hitting Spain for taking his ice cream*
Spain: OW! OKAY I'M SORRY!!! DON'T HURT ME!!!
Japan: *reading manga, sitting on the fridge because the food is, stupidly, on the couch*
Hungary: *calling Austria* Yeah? Hi, honey, how are you? That's sweet. Awww.
Alberta: So anyways, the 1924 incident was when a bunch of Manitoban miners were outlawed from entering because hey had no experience with oil and stuff and they blew things up by mistake and- *realizes no one is listening*
Ontario: Maple syrup maple syrup dammit where does Texas store it damn damn damn
Texas: *drunk* I hate meatballs. *drinks more and stumbles around with a bottle of beer in his hand*
Nova Scotia: *pigging out on smoked salmon*
New York: *jumping on a table*
Georgia: *trying to imitate a western accent*
Death: *dancing on a table and trying to poke Vira*
Vira: What the F'ck are you doing? *trying to hit Death with paddle* get away from me, you creep!
Middle Earth: *being awesome and totally having cheers with Cuba after he chills out*
HetaIsland: *playing "The Entertainer" on piano*
Vira: Why do you need to play the Entertainer?
Me: Okay, I can stop.
World: *on fire*
Me: *continues playing*
World: *not on fire*
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Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
