Canada: I love maple syrup.
Germany: Maple syrup is stupid!
Italy: CANADA TAKE YOUR SYRUP SOMEWHERE ELSE.
Canada: NO. MY MAPLE SYRUP STAYS HERE.
Italy: If you don't move your maple syrup.....um.....Vira will call you a hoser.
Canada: If you don't leave me alone.....I will.......poke you.
Italy: GO TO WARSAW.
Canada: GO TO WINNIPEG.
Italy: Your hair curl is too blonde!
Canada: Yours is too brown!
Italy: YOU'RE SUCH A CANADIAN
Canada: YOURE SUCH AN ITALIAN!
Italy: I hate hockey.
Canada: I hate the tower of Pisa.
Italy: YOU HAVE TOO MUCH BLIZZARDS.
Canada: YOU HAVE TOO MUCH FLOODS.
Italy: IT IS NOT MY FAULT.
Canada: IT ISNT MINE EITHER.
Italy: WANNA COME TO OLIVE GARDEN?
Canada: SURE THEN I CAN TAKE YOU TO IHOP.
Italy: IS THIS FIGHT DONE?
Canada: YES.
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Hetalia Randomness
De TodoAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
