Hetalia Randomness

I dunno what this is so.....whatever

Liechtenstein: What's a period?

Switzerland: *evil glare*

Me: A dot.

Liechtenstein: I know that, but the other one.

Me: Something you aren't supposed to know about.

Liechtenstein: But why?

Me: Because it's inappropriate.

France: A period is *censored*

Switzerland: That's exactly what it is! Thank you, France!

France: No problem.

Me: What just happened?

France: I was talking about stuff to her.

Me: What stuff?

France: *censored*

Switzerland: Don't say it.

France: -which I think for you will be skittles.

Me: *twitches* Where?

France: Oh. Shit. *runs*

Switzerland: Why are you all so dumb?

Me: Because I am. Deal with it.

Switzerland: What?

Me: Skittles

Switzerland: It isn't even Wednesday.

Me: *twitches* What did you say?

Switzerland: SHIT. *runs*

Lecheinstein: Big bruder, wait up!

Manitoba: NO. NO. NOOOO. I HAVE BEEN STANDING HERE AT THE CASH REGISTER FOR 82 HOURS. I. DEMAND. YOU. RING. OUT. MY. GROCERIES.

Lechenstein: Big bruder! He's scaring me!

Switzerland: *twitches* What?

Manitoba: Oops. Wrong chapter.

Me: Manitoba, do you have Skittles?

Manitoba: Are you on your period?

Me: NO. And STOP ASKING THAT.

Manitoba: Are you on your dot?

Me: No.

Manitoba: Is it Wednesday?

Me: *twitches*

Lechenstein: Big bruder, do something.

France: Hetagirl?

Me: WHAT NOW YOU SOAP-CONSUMING, SHIRT-EATING BASTARD?

France: I have skittles.

Me: Oh, okay <3

Lechenstein: Big bruder, where are you?

Switzerland: At the grocery store.

Manitoba: NO, THAT IS ENOUGH! EEEENOOOOOUUUUGH!!!!! YOU BASTARDS ARE RUINING MY LIFE!

France: We have skittles, ️peace restored.

Manitoba: Oh. Skittles! Where?

France: Just ask Hetagirl for some of hers.

Me: *twitches*

Manitoba: Um, okay! I'm going to go away now...

Lechenstein: Big bruder?

Manitoba: BIG BRUUUUUDEEEEEERRRRRRR!!!!!!!! *makes inhuman noises*

Switzerland: I am not your brother. At all.

Manitoba: BIG SIIIIIISTEEEEEER!!!!

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Yeah, I don't know where this is going, so I will just stop here. Also, if you don't mind, checking out my Hetalia Headcanons book? You don't have to, but still. Just. Never mind.

- Hetagirl