Hetalia Randomness

Window

China: America.....do you have any oil?

America: Dude. Like anyone has oil.

China:............You don't have to be mean.

Iowa: Yes he does. You see, America can barely contain his awesomeness - the same problem Prussia has. Honestly, they're kind of inheriting the perv genes, which, for some reason, my brother Illinois won't explain to me.

China: I see...

Illinois: Unfortunately everyone with the same first letter of their name is a sibling. Which means I have Indiana and Idaho and Iowa. I don't mind Indiana or Iowa, but Idaho...

China: Why can't you handle Idaho?

Idaho: *drunk* *stumbles into room and falls on China* Zuccinni.....

China: Oh. That's Idaho. I thought that was Minnesota.

Minnesota: I have insomnia.

China: okay...

Illinois: There are, so far, only a few adult states. Me, Indiana, Florida, Georgia, Idaho, California, Colarodo, Texas, and Ohio. Which means, while we go somewhere, you have to watch the others!

Texas: Really? You mean, I don't have to see Tennessee ever again? FREEDOM!!!!!

China: Yay.....

Arizona: I got high on grapes and educational websites.

China: How do you know about highness?

Arkansas: We know more than you think!

Alaska: Lick my eyes!

Delaware: I should be able to drink I'm eighteen I wanna go with Illinois to the bar....

New Mexico: China can I marry you?

China: you're 11...

New Jersey: Yeah stupid! He's marrying me!

China: you're 9...

Montana: I have sexual feelings for cereal.

China: What?

Missouri: Can I open the 6th floor window?

China: Sure.

Missouri: Thanks.

Rhode Island: CHINA, MICHIGAN'S BREAKING MY LEGO THING!!!!!

*chaos*

*at the bar*

Ohio: Drinks drinks drinks drinks drink drink drink drink drink drink.

Florida: Ohio's being so immature. I want to eat his orange, though. It may be sour, though? I heard they aren't that ripe in Ohio (yes. Meant to sound like FRANCE)

Georgia: Are me and Illinois the only ones not drunk?

Colorado: Oh...look at the waitress's shoes.

California: Mommy killed nouniela the fiftieth on May 29 1904...

Idaho: *kissing Texas*

Texas: UNICORNS ARE INVADING ALBERTA'S NOSE. MUST SAVE COUSIN FROM UNICORN ITALIA...

Georgia: *gets a text from China and leaves*

*at the house*

Georgia: What is it?

China: they're too loud...

*breaking glass*

Georgia: What was that? *runs upstairs*

Missouri: *at bottom of window*

Georgia: MISSOURI!!! WHY ARE YOU KILLING YOURSELF?!

Missouri: Georgia, it was a science contest to see what effect landing on dirt would have on humans...

Georgia: *jumps out window*