Me: Okay... Let's see how much Canada does not get mad.
Canada: Me? Mad? Why would I be mad?
Me: Do you stay mad for long?
Canada: I'm never mad.
Me: What do you do when you are mad?
Canada: But I'm not...
Me: Okay good - I ship RusCan (no I don't. I ship CubCan.) and AmeriCan.
Canada: WHAT ON EARTH IS WRONG WITH YOU I HATE YOU GO BACK TO TEXAS YOU LIL SHIT FUCKER I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR HEAD OFF.
Me: Ummm that does not sound scary.
Canada: WHY CANT I DO IT? *tries exhaling so much on my head but nothing happens obviously* WHYYYY????
Me: This has been Canadian fury.
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Hetalia Randomness
De TodoAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
