Merritt Island: ALBERTA HOW DID YOU BECOME A PROVINCE?
Alberta: It just sorta.....happened.
Merritt Island: So you're saying that if I am remembered by everyone, I'll be a state?
Alberta: ..........sure.
Merritt Island: Okay ~~~
*a week later*
Germany: Has anyone seen Merritt Island anywhere?
Middle Earth: Nope, not really.
Merritt Island: I AM BECOMING--
*falls from sky onto her face*
Merritt Island: --one.....with..........rain.
*a day later*
Merritt Island: I will become the most inspiring author ever.
*a moment later*
Merritt Island: HELP! I'M STUCK IN THE TYPEWRITER!!!
*laterish*
Alberta: Dude, you're obviously pushing the limits way too much. Here, I'll show you something to do to get you noticed. Watch. Enter the Calgary Stampede.
*at Stampede*
Alberta: *being dragged on his face by a horse* See, this is so fun! And painful.....
Merritt Island: How did you survive that?
Alberta: you want to know the secret to survive everything?
Merritt Island: Yes.
Alberta: There's no secret. It just sorta happens.
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Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
