Hetalia Randomness

Duo

Alberta: Everyone in favor of destroying Germany's house, raise your hand!

No one: *raises hand*

Alberta: Seriously? See this scar? Germany did it--- no, actually my cat did it. So I gave it to Greece.

Manitoba: *breaks through glass* Did somebody say destroy?!

Alberta: YES FINALLY THE DESTRUCTION DUO IS HERE!

Vira: So you think you're the only ones who have duos? I give you, the awesomer-than-Prussia duo!

Middle Earth and Vira: OH YEAH!

Italy and Romano and Canada: We're the hair curl trio!

Vira: This is for duos.

Italy and Romano: We're the our-hair-curls-are-better-than-Matthew's duo!

America and Sealand: We're the ADHD Duo!

France and Korea: We're the romance duo!

Me and Manitoba: We're the murderer duo!

Everyone: What?

Me: What?

Manitoba: That's illegal....but I still do it.

France: You won't do it to me though...

Manitoba: You're right, I won't.

England: Why ever not? You can't like this French frog!

Manitoba: He always wears blue so when he bleeds after I stab him his clothes turn PURPLE!!!!!

England: Oh.