If I told you that Vira is normal, then I would have been lying, wouldn't I have?
Vira: I am in love with Alberta's licence plate.
Me: What?
Vira: *kissing Alberta's licence plate*
Me: What do you think Alberta would do once he saw this?
Alberta: Why are you kissing a car?
Vira: You mean my boyfriend? Sorry, you'll have to get another Toyota.
Alberta: Um, Vira?
Vira: What?
Alberta: That car is a Jeep.
Vira: Oh. And it belongs to who?
Pissed Off Edmontonian: Whoever you are, stop kissing my car or else.
Vira: I'm gonna kiss it once more...
Edmontonian: THAT'S ENOUGH! *attacks Vira*
Vira: BlazeBlade, I choose you!
BlazeBlade: *uses, like, FlamePaddle or whatever* HIIIIIYA! *attacks Edmontonian*
Narrator: And that was the story of how Hetagirl and Vira turned insane. The end.
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Hetalia Randomness
RandomAll in the title. Random funny Hetalia Scenerios and Oneshots that I found cool in my thoughts so......yeah. Whatever.
