It was guys' night for Ben, Danny, Tucker, and Jake. Sure, Emma was there, but much like Brooke, they considered her one of the guys without the alcohol and the language.
"All right, gentlemen, and I use that word quite sarcastically," Ben announced bringing over the cards. "it's time to lighten your wallets with a game called poker."
"Poker!" Emma said excitedly, and Ben frowned.
"Okay, let that be the only new word she learns tonight, got it?" The other three men laughed.
"Got it." Danny told him. "So, should we start with a little five-card stud?"
"Stud!" They all laughed again, Danny's face going red.
"Sorry." The Ben turned to Jake.
"Thanks for taking our offer to come play, Jake." He said. "I know Brooke's hot and all, and I know that she's an expert poker player herself, but sometimes, you need to hang out with a guy that doesn't turn you on." Jake shrugged.
"Hey, I needed to play a round of poker without getting my ass kicked! Lost almost two hundred dollars to Brooke the other night!"
"Ass!" Was all Emma said, and Ben sighed.
"Okay, everybody watch their mouths!" He demanded, then started laying out condoms like chips, and the other three were confused.
"All right, the buy-in is 20 bucks." But Tucker had other ideas.
"Oh, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. Condoms instead of chips? Look, we are not giving you 20 bucks for condoms. We can steal these for free from your room." Danny and Jake both nodded, and Ben raised his eyebrows.
"Well, I'm tired of supporting your habit. From now on, if you wanna get laid, I've gotta get paid." Danny sighed, then picked up one of the condoms and examined it.
"Hey, I don't think anyone should use this one. There's a bunch of tiny holes in it." Tucker looked at his, furrowing his eyebrows.
"Wait, same with these."
"These too." Jake exclaimed.
"And this one." That was when Ben searched through the bunch he had brought, and began to panic. "Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. They all have holes in them! We've been using these condoms. Do you know what this means?"
"Uh-oh!" Emma grinned, and Ben panicked more.
"You heard the girl, start panicking!" Danny and Jake both dashed to their respective girlfriend's apartments and Tucker ran to his room, where each of them had a pile they stole from Ben, while Ben had the whole box.
When they all came back, Danny was practically dying, Jake was white in the face, and Tucker was having difficulties focusing.
"Our's all have holes in them!" Danny exclaimed.
"So do mine!" Tucker told him.
"Our's too!" Jake concluded, just as Ben came back in.
"I checked them all, they all have holes in them." Tucker looked at each of them.
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WARNING: SPOILERS!!! ~A Watty's 2019 Submission!
RandomI debated this for a while, and decided to do it. These are chapters or small bits that I want to put into my stories in the future! I type them all the time, and decided to let you guys see them early! But I you don't want to see any of them, then...
