"This story sucks... but I want 300 votes and comments before I upload next chapter."
"This cover is the worst i've ever made... but here you go. Complete payment"
"I'm 12 and I'm writing erotic fiction"
"Harry Potter fandom for the win!"
"Hunger Games fandom for the win!"
"Vote for vote?" *um... that's illegal*
"I'm holding a contest, the winner gets to follow me"
*doesn't use spellcheck*
*writes chapters that are 3 sentences long*
*doesn't reply to any comments*
"I just want to give a big congratulations to myself for being so popular"
"I'm gonna leave wattpad" *gets 1000000 messages telling her to stay because they will miss her forever* "Kay,I'll stay"
"I'm gonna request for this graphic here...and here... and here..."
"TFIOS is the BESSSSST!11!!!!11!"
"Fanfictions are for chumps"
"original novels are for chumps"
"How do I say this in a nice way... your story sucks"
"Hey! Come read my book! Here's the link:"
"follow me"
"Follow Me"
"FOLLOW ME"
"FOLLOW ME"
Lolz. Was this interesting? Every experienced people saying/doing these things?
I'm considering doing a "Wattpaders be like..." every month... or maybe even every week. Comment below any suggestions that should be in my next one! I'll give you creds :)
As always: Vote if you agree,
Comment if you have something to say,
and follow to make my day :P
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A Loser's Thoughts on Life
Non-Fiction//Highest Ranking: Number 45 in Non-Fiction// Hate is a strong word. I know that, that's why I use it. If you've ever been annoyed by stereotypes, character names, or just people in general, you have come to the right place: a collection of rants wh...
