Back by popular demand, it's Wattpadders be like...!
"When are the Wattys 2014 results being announced?"
*told they have to be 13 or older* "Well I'm 10 and I'll be 13 in three years does that count?"
"This chapter is completely unedited."
"Thanks for reading guys, and make sure to comment, vote and follow. I want 500000 votes before the next update!"
"Okay guys I'm gonna hold a contest!" *gets one entry* "congrats you're the winner!"
*ask for an extension on their extension from their extension for their Writer's Games task*
*uses the same character name in multiple stories*
"Hi sew lyke thyis chater isnt rly ederited sew dunt coment rood tingz cuz lyke we awl mek mystikes"
*posts story without a book cover*
*writes authors note ten miles long*
*story makes no sense* "oh well they'll figure it out"
*types without using any capitals*
*major plot hole appears in story* "I'll just say somehow it all worked out"
"Comment feedback... But make sure it's only positive. Because I'm perfect."
*critiques people's stories while their own look like something a kindergartener wrote in their free time*
"O M G you haven't updated your story for a whole 2 hours!!!!! Like ermagerd I am totally posting bad things about you EVERYWHERE and unfollowing you and telling EVERYBODY to unfollow you!!!!" *mwahahahahahahahaha* {Submitted by fandoms4fangirls}
"Guys don't judge... I'm having a really hard time right now."
"I know this sucks, but comment vote and follow me anyway!"
Leave some ideas for my next Wattpadders be like in the comments! I'll give you full credit! Help me out because I'll need some ideas to keep this little series going :)
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A Loser's Thoughts on Life
Non-Fiction//Highest Ranking: Number 45 in Non-Fiction// Hate is a strong word. I know that, that's why I use it. If you've ever been annoyed by stereotypes, character names, or just people in general, you have come to the right place: a collection of rants wh...
