Yes I know I promised one of these to you like ages ago, but they take me a while to do because I have zero creativity. But thanks to your lovely suggestions on my previous installment of this little series thing, I was able to compile a few different ideas! So without any further ado, it's Wattpadders be like... Part 4!
"hi come follow me because I am better than everyone else!!!! BTW if you don't follow me then I will tell people you are 49 and single"
Submitted by fandoms4fangirls
*follows you* two seconds later *unfollows you*
"I'm not updating the next chapter until I have 100000000 reads and 100 000 000 votes!"
*doesn't reply to any comments*
*spots male wattpadder* *floods message board and private messages asking if they are single*
"hey I'm thirteen and single and looking for a boyfriend!" (like come on people this isn't match.com!!!)
*changes username every two days*
*has one book in their reading list and it's their own book*
"I hate the new reading format"
"GUYS I PROMISE IT'S NOT CLICHÉ"
"It's okay if I copy your idea right?"
*comments hate just to start a fight*
*puts that they are a bad speller in their bio so that people won't judge them even though SPELLCHECK IS A THING*
*asks for a critique* *person critiques* "OMG YOU ARE SO MEAN I'M TRYING MY BEST I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO DO THIS"
*spams person's inbox with 'hi' messages*
*doesn't reply to any comments*
*is a part of a collab but NEVER WRITES THEIR PART*
*clogs everyone's newsfeeds*
*comments but doesn't vote*
"Guys vote/comment on my story!" *never votes or comments on anyone else's story*
"Bow down I rule Wattpad cuz I have more followers than you" *snaps*
I hope you enjoyed this little edition of Wattpadders be like...! I'm afraid it will probably be the last editon... (can you believe that there are only a few chapters before we reach 100 chapters? Oh girl, I have something big planned for number 100 but no spoilers here!!!!)
Until next time!
Xoxo Emmalynn
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