Broken and Fearless // C.B.

Chapter 101

Colby's video: Roommates Try Strange Mystery Drinks

[Another chapter. Enjoy :)

Juliet cracks me up in this chapter. I love my little emo baby so freaking much.]

Colby's POV:

I got Sam to launch our announcement. "What's up, guys, so before we start this video, we have a big special announcement."

Sam rolled his tongue, making almost a cat-like sound.

When he finished, I cried, "Meta Life is finally open!"

"Yeah!" Sam sing-songed.

"Guys, it's the second time we've launched this ever and we are literally launching it at the lowest price we've ever done and probably will ever do. Yes, that's right. For just $4.99, you can get a Meta Life subscription and we'll be making a donation to Crisis Text Line through the Mental Health Fund. So the more members who sign up and check it out, the more you're helping other people."

"Guys, this is your opportunity. See ya in there."

"Don't miss out. First link down below. Watch the videos."

Sam left and I started my vlog.

"What's up guys, it's Colby Brock and welcome back to my channel. Today I have a very special different video for you all today. Um, it's going to be a lot less crackhead energy and instead, we're gonna be doing a little bit of cooking with Colby."

I saw Jules and shook my head. "Babe, it's a surprise."

She pouted and mumbled, "Fine. Hope it's a good one."

"Oh, it is, baby."

Once she left, I resumed talking to my camera. "The cool part about this video is that all of the drinks that I'm going to be making and preparing for my dear roommates today are non-alcoholic, which is great for Jules. So you can make these at home. You got things like Coke and Ginger-Ale all the way to energy drinks to orange juice, pineapple juice, white chocolate, Lucky Charms, limes and lemons. What could I be making? Stay and find out. And again, guys, based on my roommates reactions to these drinks, these could actually be really good. So these are called the mystery drinks and let's get started."

Corey walked by and I yelled, "Get the fuck out of my kitchen! Get out of my kitchen! You're not supposed to look at this!"

"Not just yours, Colbs!" Jules yelled from another room.

As Corey passed me again, I demanded, "Get out! Get out!"

"Child!"

"Babe, shh!" I turned back to my camera. "Sorry. All right, so before I start this, I just wanted to say really quick that I did not create these drinks. They are all online. I couldn't get every single ingredient for every single one because as you guys know, there's a lot of stuff missing from the grocery stores right now, but I did my best to improvise and get everything I can, so let's start with the first drink. Here we go. I couldn't find ice anywhere and our ice machine is broken on our fridge, so, these are gonna be kind of warmer drinks. If you wanna try this at home, it's probably better chilled or cooled, but you know what, we're just gonna move on. Let's go."

I pulled up the first drink. "So, Cranberry Limeade has water, sugar, cranberry juice and lime juice, so here we go."

I grabbed everything I needed and clapped my hands. "All right, the first thing we need to do for the Cranberry Limeade guys... Get out your notes and pencils, and I dare ya, I dare ya to start writin' this down, 'cause it's gonna be the best damn summer drink you're ever gonna have in your entire life. Ready?"