Broken and Fearless // C.B.

Chapter 102

Jake's video: I tried to make a stairs slide

Jake's POV:

I popped out of a box breathing heavily and looked at my camera. "Hey, guys."

I leaned forward slightly and my phone dropped. "Oh, my God. Oh, my fucking God."

I gathered my roommates outside and said, "All right, Sam, I know that you're crippled, but that doesn't mean that you can't get your hands hurt."

Sam sat on the couch and I told the viewers, "Sam's gonna test his reflexes. Juliet is being a pansy and refuses to do it."

"Hey. They're called Spidey-senses." Sam corrected.

Juliet glared at me and went to lunge at me, but Colby stopped her.

"Don't," he warned.

"I'm no pansy," Juliet protested. "You're a mother-forking pansy."

"Great retort," I told her.

"Oh, you just wait, Jacob Webber. You'll be crying to join the black parade."

"Spoilers, already in it."

"No, you're in too deep with the scene crowd."

"In too deep? Huh?"

She eyed me like I was dumb. "Your shirt. Sum 41? That's one of their biggest hits. Ladies and gentlemen. He doesn't even get the reference!"

Sam frowned. "Can I please test my Spidey-senses now?"

Corey and I sat on either side of him, holding my shoes.

Colby filmed us while we tried to hit Sam's hands.

"Oh, my God," Colby said.

Corey ended up hitting Sam's hand twice.

"God, now I have a broken thumb now, God!" Sam cried.

When we finished that, I said, "So I stumbled across this email the other day by a nice young boy named Cody. Girlfriend cheat." I read the email. "'Hey my gf cheat on me I was hoping maybe you and corey could make a video of you guys breaking up with her for me.' So I replied to Cody, 'What's her name'. So Cody says, 'No mf way dude!!! I didnt think youd respond. Her name is jenica.' Cody, don't even sweat it, man. I gotchu."

That night, Corey and I sat on the couch and I said, "This is a message to Jenica from our boy Cody Wilson." I glanced to Corey.

Corey looked down. "Hey, uh, Jenica, there's been a lot of word goin' around town lately and, uh, apparently you cheated on our boy Cody. That's our dawg."

"Like the neighborhood cake. Everyone had a piece."

"Everyday was someone's birthday, apparently."

"And we just wanna say--"

"It's over," Corey and I said in sync.

I continued on. "And Cody? Oh man. Cody's getting--Cody's have--Cody's having so much sex right now."

"How old's Cody?" Corey asked.

"Probably like 12."

We started laughing and Corey said, "Oh, my God. Dawg. Cody. Wait til marriage, 'cause obviously Jenica didn't. Be like our girl, Juliet."

"Cody's a king. And he's gonna stay gettin' it. Cody, one message to you? Don't stop your shine."

"Cody, if I can give you one message, brother? Never stop your shine."