I'm not back fully, I'm going on holiday, and don't know yet wther will I have time to write, or have WiFi. So the break may'll be a bit longer, sorry. I'm feeling better, I have some ideas, a ZIT, and a XbCraftedx VintageBeef one, so stories will come back, just in a slower pace. But until that, here are some incorrect quotes.
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"No one has the permission to smack my butt"
~Bbubs
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Grian: Do you even know what an amulet is?
Zedaph: Of course I do! I eat amulets sometimes, I like the ones with bacon and onion
Grian: Those are omelettes
Zedaph: Oh, then I got nothing
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*on team G meeting*
Mumbo: We're kinda missing something guys
Joe: Cohesion?
Stress: Teamwork?
Tango: A general sense of what are we doing?
Mumbo: Guys we're missing Cleo
Grian: Oh, that too
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Xisuma: So I saw a bunch of corpses in the yard...
X: Did you have to do anything with that?
Biffa: Why do you automatically assume it has something to do with me?
X:
Biffa:
Biffa: Alright, fair enough
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Xisuma: That's not funny
Biffa: I thought it is
X: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of a funeral because you remembered a meme you liked
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Doc: You look like a corpse that was just pulled out of the river
Ren: Wrong, I look like a cool rockstar who just OD'd into his own pool. Big difference.
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Zedaph: I'm a firm believer that "If you fail, might as well fail spectacularly"
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Ren: Question, when they shot Bambi's mother did you find it sad?
Doc: I'm sure she's mounted on a nice wall in a fine home somewhere
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Ren: How do tall people sleep at night when the blanket doesn't cover all of you and your toes stick out?
Doc: Shut up Ren, it's 1am
Ren: So you can't sleep huh? Is it because of the blanket?
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Ren: We both look handsome tonight
Doc: You know, if you'd just said "you look handsome" I would have said "so do you"
Ren: I couldn't take that chance
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Mumbo: Is what have you planned for the future?
Cleo: Lunch
Mumbo: No, like long term
Cleo: What, like dinner?
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Hermitcraft stories
FanfictionFINISHED Reposted bc fuck it. I no longer associate with most of these stories and do not agree with what happens im them. Short connected oneshots, some with shipping and some without. A book of stories I wrote about Hermitcraft member's Minecraft...
