What if I had collected like 1200 words of incorrect quotes?
Anyways, enjoy, I spent a ton of time on it.
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"Well, I'm aware that I accidentally set myself on fire and it's none of your business. I don't need your pity water either, let me just burn in peace"
~ Tango
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*Playing Monopoly*
Keralis: Oh no, I'm in jail!
Bdubs: You look quite comfy in there
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X: I wish I would be more like Grian, he has wings, and really cool watcher magic
Biffa: But you can do other stuff. If you want to, you could hack the police database, or break any bank security, and you know binary code.
Biffa: Grian doesn't know what even binary code is
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"You don't have to be a good person to be a hero"
~ Cleo
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Ren: Doc, you would love me no matter what happens
Doc: What did you do?
Ren: I mean no matter what happens
Doc: WHAT DID YOU DO?
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Biffa: I could ask what you're up to Grian, but then it occurred to me
Biffa: That I don't care
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X: Whatever you're thinking right now stop it!
Biffa: What are you talking about?
X: You always make that face when you're about to say something really stupid to piss me off
X: So cut it ou-
Biffa: I love you
X: ...
Biffa: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup
X: I FUCKING KNEW IT-
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Grian: I love this new strawberry flavored shampoo I got!
Ex: Flavored?
Grian: Scented, I meant scented
Grian: But yeah, it tastes like strawberries too
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*Texting*
Keralis: ❤️
Bdubs: 3>
Bdubs: Wait, how do I turn the three?
Keralis: Haha, goodness Bdubs
Keralis: < + 3 = ❤️
Bdubs: Nevermind, got it
Bdubs: Ɛ>
Keralis: What the fuck?
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Grian: Doc, I think you should play the role of my father
Doc: I don't want to be your father
Grian: That's perfect, you already know your lines
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Ren: I've lied to every girl I said "I love you". I thought I loved them but then I met you and realized I've never been in love before.
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Hermitcraft stories
FanficFINISHED Reposted bc fuck it. I no longer associate with most of these stories and do not agree with what happens im them. Short connected oneshots, some with shipping and some without. A book of stories I wrote about Hermitcraft member's Minecraft...
