*in university days*
Grian: Can you use the term "i shit you not" in an English essay or is that too unprofessional?
Keralis: nononono never use I in statements for formal essays
"One shits you not"
Bdubs" "the author shits you not" is acceptable too
Cleo: it's best to avoid the general you:
"One would not considered be shitted"
Joe: Oh my
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Random homophobe: You're just trying to force homosexuality on us with your gay agenda
Iskall: dude, I'm agender, I don't have a gender
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X: What are you doing?
Biffa: Offering moral support!
Grian: You have morals?
Biffa: No, but I support those who do!
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Ex: Grian, you hand one job!
Grian: Well, you had the same job.
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Ren: I've been dropping him the most insanely obvious hints for, like, a year now. No response.
Doc: Wow, he sounds stupid
Ren: But he's not. He's really smart actually. Just... dense.
Doc: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know.. "Hey! I love you!"
Ren: I guess you're right. Hey. Doc. I love you.
Doc: See? Just like that.
Ren: Holy fucking shit.
Doc: If that flies over their head, then sorry, Ren, but they're too dumb for you.
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Ex: Do you advocate the overthrow of the government by force or violence?
Biffa, after thinking it trough: Violence.
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Hels: How do you celebrate Christmas if you don't believe in God?
Jevin: I don't know Hels, how can you celebrate Valentine's day if no-one loves you?
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X: I spilled milk tea over my hair, please help
Biffa: Lick your hair
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Iskall: Hey Mumbo, jump off a cliff
Mumbo: No way, do you think I'm crazy?
Iskall: It's your Hermit Challenges challenge!
Mumbo: *jumps off a cliff*
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Keralis: Your smile? It makes my day.
Bdubs: Your happiness? Is my whole world.
Keralis: Your love? Is my favorite thing.
Xisuma, third wheeling: Hotel Trivago.
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Grain: You look very heterosexual in that jacket
Ren: Oh, my bad *takes it off*
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Hermitcraft stories
FanfictionFINISHED Reposted bc fuck it. I no longer associate with most of these stories and do not agree with what happens im them. Short connected oneshots, some with shipping and some without. A book of stories I wrote about Hermitcraft member's Minecraft...
