So I'll be gone for another long week, bc of a camp, so I gave you all an incorrect quotes chapter to put up with missing stuff. Now I'm kinda very sure I won't have internet so do not count with any updates in around 7 days.
Enjoy, it's around 600-700 I don't know how much of it is the novel I wrote at the begining of this chapter.
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*texting*
Biffa: What are you doing? ;)
Xisuma: Laying in bed
Biffa: Doing what?
X: Eating cereal
Biffa: What if I was there? ;)
X: I'd eat my cereal
Biffa: And if the cereal weren't there?
X: I'd go and get cereal
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Corinne: Dad I'm going to a party
Joe: Will you drink alcohol?
Corinne: No
Joe: Will you take drugs?
Corinne: No
Joe: Will you have sex?
Corinne: No
Joe: Then why the f*ck are you going?
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X, slightly disshelved, walking into the meeting room: I'm sorry for being late I was doing some things
Biffa following and smirking smugly: Me things..
X dying out of embarrasement: Biffa stop-
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Grian: Mumbo, you have to listen to me! I'm like five years older than you!
Mumbo: I'm not gonna listen to a person who just tried to give me a lesson with puppets.
Grian: (still holding puppet up) You leave Mrs. Sunshine out of this!
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Scar: What is instead of small drops, rain fell all at once? Like a two inch sheet of water just goes thwapp, and then it's sunny again?
Cub: Fun fact, that would happen if there was no air resistance, and it would come down so fast it would kill us.
Scar: Oh.
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"As somebody who has a long history of not understanding anything, I feel confident in my ability to continue not knowing what's going on"
~Zedaph
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Biffa: I was gonna donate blood today, but they always as way too personal questions
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Hermitcraft stories
FanfictionFINISHED Reposted bc fuck it. I no longer associate with most of these stories and do not agree with what happens im them. Short connected oneshots, some with shipping and some without. A book of stories I wrote about Hermitcraft member's Minecraft...
