Guess what I'm out of inspiration again, and I also probably got a cold!
So here I present you 1100+ words of HC incorrect quotes!
Enjoy! <3
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Ren: I started school with straight A-s and now I'm not even straight
Scar: So you get C-s now?
Ren: No, I've been getting D-s lately
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Xisuma: Fuck me if I'm wrong but-
Biffa: You're wrong bitch, your base at 10pm
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Ren: My sexuality does not define me
Doc: How are you?
Ren: Gay
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Ren, looking at Biffa and Xisuma making out in a corner: Wow they're such great bros
Biffa, momentarily stopping: Bitch what?
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"Well, hello there. Long time no see. Except in my revenge fantasies where I see you on an hourly basis."
~ Hels, to Wels
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Mumbo: All set up, boss.
Iskall: *points to Grian* Actually, they're the boss. I just create everything, design everything, make everyone look cooler
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"Things didn't go exactly as planned, but I didn't die so that's a win"
~ Zedaph
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Impulse: This was almost a great idea
Tango: You just described 90% of our stuff.
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Grian *kisses Xenon on the cheek*
Xen: What was that?
Grian: Affection
Xen: Disgusting.
Xen: ...do it again.
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"I went to cheerleader camp for two weeks. I got kicked out. It's a long story. Suffice to say, I don't like liars who steal nail polish and then pass out when you slap them a little on the back of the head."
~ False
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Biffa: My hair is all messed up
X: It's your morals that are messed up
Biffa: That's just my personality
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Jessassin: It's quiet, too quiet
*gunshot barely misses him*
Jess: Suddenly, it's too loud. I preferred it when it was quiet
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X: Rules were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.
Keralis: Uh, pinatas?
Hypno: Glow sticks?
False: Karate boards!
Stress: Spaghetti when you have a small pot.
Xen: And rules!
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Ren: It's my birthday, the most fun day of the year, something you wouldn't understand because you're not programmed to feel joy.
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Hermitcraft stories
FanfictionFINISHED Reposted bc fuck it. I no longer associate with most of these stories and do not agree with what happens im them. Short connected oneshots, some with shipping and some without. A book of stories I wrote about Hermitcraft member's Minecraft...
