Hermitcraft stories

Unfinished drabbles (last works)

Coast (angst, fluff)

When Xisuma landed at the coast of the sea at his jungle, the wind was picking up heavily. He could feel that a huge storm was picking up as the salty air blew into his face (or mask) from the sea, swirling trough the forest and tearing of the weaker leaves off the branches.

It was cold, the frozen air had found its ways trough the creeks of his armour, making him shudder from the sudden changes in temperature.

But, his elytra was broken, his base would be unreachable without it, and even if he would have a spare it would be dangerous to fly in such strong wind. He could us the bubble elevators on one of his farms, but the navigation in a drinking jungle was quite dangerous, as he could see the once pristine quartz path he made was covered with smaller-larger branches.

So, mining a cave wouldn't be a too great idea, as the shore was covered in sand, and the sea could break in any second, making the shelter collapse on him.

He decided that the safest option is to build a small hut where he could hide in until the thunder is over.

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It was quite cozy and comfortable from the inside, with some green fluffy carpet on the floor, a furnace by the wall providing some light and warmth, a chair made from stairs and blankets and a bed in the corner. It wasn't much, but it was homey and warm, a great break from the grim outside.

By the time he finished the rain had started falling from the sky, and inside his armour he had been drenched(he needs to fix up his armour to be waterproof) so he took it off piece by piece, remaining in a pair of black sock, leggings, and a grey undershirts.

He could see the waves crashing down on the shores, the wind practically tearing out the trees that were on the edge of the woods, the trunk and branches had fallen into the sea with a huge splash and large waves.

Biffa❤️

Hey, there's a huge
storm on the server
be careful if you wanna
come online

Are you safe?

Yeah, I just crashed on
the shore, so I've made a
hut.

Want me to visit
Wood cabin on the coast
sound welcoming

Not when in a
thunderstorm

Is that a yes or no

Dunno, come if you
want, entry fee is tea

And food

Bringing stuff

He leaned back on the chair, placing his hands in his lap, fiddling with his fingers. There wasn't many ways for him to spend time, he didn't have his computers at him to fix bugs, and playing on his phone didn't have much worth in a server with no internet.

He decided to check on the group chat

Hermidiots

Smol boii
Who the fuck changed
the group name again?

Grian
No clue

Smol boii
I AM AVERAGE
HEIGHT!!!

Etho
Did you know that you
can turn caps lock off?

Iskall
What the fuck is happening
here

Bdubs
Someone mocked my height

Iskall
Well that's not much to
mock

Smol boii
ISKALL IM GOING
TO KILL YOU

Smol boii
Who changed my name
again

Etho
Get off of it man

TFC
You guys are safe from the thunderstorm?

Iskall
Ye

Stress
Yes <3

Catboy
Cub took me

Bdubs
Yes

Bread
Guys you know if X's safe? I haven't heard of him

Bread
WHO THE FUCK CHAGED MY NAME

Xisuma
I'm good

Xenon
Guys it's stupid to change Grians name to bread

You can change it to much better thighs like

Incorrect Quotes
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Biffa: You're just like an oreo

Xisuma: How?

Biffa: I split you in half and eat you in the middle

X: NO!

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Xenon: I am neither a man nor a woman.

Xen: I'm a fucking experience

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Iskall: You know for an ace, you have a pretty dirty mind

Etho: For a trixic enby, you spot a dick joke very fast

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Biffa: *hands X a piece of paper* This is my to-do list.

Xisuma: This just has my name on it

Biffa: ...

X: ...

X: Oh-

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Hels: HAHA! you'll never stop me hermitcraft idiots!

Ren: That's where you're wrong! we'll defeat you with the power of:

Grian: Friendship!

Impulse: Harmony!

Biffa, covered in blood: Mass genocide.

Scar: And love!

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Ren: Merry Christmas everyone I'm a ho ho ho homosexual.

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