Xen: I don't have any pronouns, please don't refer to me
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Biffa: Fuck you
X: Do it, coward
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Correct Quote
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Joe: I don't know how much this bothers the ship but validated is one step ahead of dated, and we didn't even get there.
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Biffa: WHO THE FUCK ATE MY LEFTOVERS?
Xen: Who the fuck ate my brothers ass!
Biffa: Fair enough.
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Joe: We think you have PTSD
Biffa: Yeah, Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick
Stress: We also need to talk about how you use bad humor to cover up everything.
Biffa: You don't understand how funny that was.
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Iskall: I failed the health and safety test.
Stress: How?
Iskall: The question was: In the case of a fire, what steps do you take?
Stress: And?
Iskall: Apparently "fucking large ones" weren't the answer..
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Stress: Hey Cleo, me and Iskall are
expecting-
Cleo: BABIES? OMG I'M SO EXCITED FOR YOU TWO!!! I'M THE GODMOTHER!
Stress: i was going to say a package, but go tell Iskall that.
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Xen: Please, picking locks is my specialty.
*throws brick at window*
Xen: Ok, let's go
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Xenon: I'm sorry for all the things I said.
Xisuma: And for punching me in the face?
Xen: No, you deserved that.
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Impulse: Were going mattress shopping.
Tango: You know, once we got it, we'll have to break it in ;)
Zedaph: Oh, I hear what you're saying, mattress trampoline!
Tango:
Impulse:
Zedaph: Wait no, you were talking about sex.....
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Hermitcraft stories
FanfictionFINISHED Reposted bc fuck it. I no longer associate with most of these stories and do not agree with what happens im them. Short connected oneshots, some with shipping and some without. A book of stories I wrote about Hermitcraft member's Minecraft...
