Haikyuu(AMBW) One-shots

Captins Group chat

Y/n has added you to Thick bitches🤪🍯

Ushiboo💞💕💗: Y/n what is this

Y/n⚡️: Don't act innocent Ushijima🙄

Daddy Daichi😳😐💕: what did he do?

Y/n⚡️: y'all don't know? him, semi,and Tendou kidnapped oikawa 🥺😩

Ushijima💞💕💗:we did not🙄

Y/n⚡️: he's not answering his phone and I haven't seen him

Bokubro🤙🏽🪴: so that means they kidnapped him?

Y/n⚡️: yes

Kuroo kat🐈‍⬛ 😗: no❤️

Y/n⚡️: explain this then

Bokubro🤙🏽🪴: you...guys kidnapped shittykwa?!?

Y/n⚡️: he looks so scared too🥺

Ushiboo💞💕💗: we didn't kidnap him🙄

Mama😗😝:so explain the picture👀

Ushiboo💗💕💞: Terushima please don't give into y/n's foolery 🙄

Y/n⚡️: oh it's foolery because you committed a crime🤨

Bokubro🤙🏽🪴: he's not answering 😳

Mama😗😝: turn yourself in Ushijima! We have evidence!

Ushiboo💗💞💕:We didn't kidnap him!

Y/n⚡️: tell that to the judge🙄

Mama😗😝: to the slammer you go!

Kuroo kat🐈‍⬛: I think orange would ✨suit✨ you well

Daddy Dachi 😳😐💕: come on guys there has to be logically behind this

Hoe🙄🖕🏽🗣: right we can't point fingers

Y/n⚡️: kita...
Y/n⚡️: shut cho ass the fuck up!
Y/n⚡️: ain't nobody ask🙄

Hoe🙄🖕🏽🗣: I see somebody still mad

Y/n⚡️: you still talking?

Daddy Daichi😳😐💕: please don't fight

Y/n⚡️: yes daddy😩

Daddy Daichi😳😐💕: stop I told you about that!

Y/n⚡️: sorry🥺

Bokubro🤙🏽🪴: knew they were fucking

Mama😗😝: ayo kita! You wish that was you huh?😭😭😭😭

Kuroo kat🐈‍⬛😗: uhhh toru is still kidnapped

Ushiboo💕💗💞: you guys are annoying🙄

Y/n⚡️: it's always the kidnappers who always mad😳

Mama😝😗: like how you bad cause you kidnapped somebody 🙄

Bunbun🍯✨: ouu we have a group chat now?

Y/n⚡️:...

Kuroo kat🐈‍⬛😗:...

Mama😝😗:...

Bokubro🤙🏽🪴:...

Bunbun🍯✨: why so silent all of a sudden?

Y/n⚡️: Oh bunbun! I thought Ushijima kidnapped you😩🥺
Bunbun🍯✨: what? Why?

Bunbun🍯✨: who made that picture?!

Ushiboo💞💗💕: I don't even know🙄

Bokubro🤙🏽🪴: we were worried about you bro!

Bunbun🍯✨: I'm fine I was babysitting

Y/n⚡️: learn how to answer your phone we were worried

Hoe🙄🖕🏽🗣: Y/N was worried we could care less

Y/n⚡️: how you kick somebody out of iMessage cause this hoe just don't stop🙄

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