Emma Watson Oneshots and Imagines Book Two

Stolen

Emma and (Y/n) had a lot of trouble getting Michael to sleep. He would constantly be awake and observing his surroundings when Emma or (Y/n) tried to put him to sleep.

The other issue was that when he was finally asleep, any sound could wake him up. Wether it was the Tv or something falling off the table downstairs, the slightest sound would wake him up.

Currently Michael had just fallen asleep, and Emma and (Y/n) were trying to be as quiet as possible. Everything was going great until Florence rang the doorbell, and Michael woke up and started crying. While Emma went to go get him, (Y/n) answered the door.

"Hey Florence!" He greeted, letting her inside. "Hi, did I wake him up?" She asked, hearing Michael's cries upstairs. "The doorbell scared him." He responded, and Emma came down with Michael. "Hi Florence!" Emma greeted while trying to calm Michael down and get him back to sleep. "I am so sorry for waking him up. I didn't know he was asleep! Here, let me help you." Florence decided and took Michael before Emma could say no. Two minutes later, Michael was back asleep and Emma was staring at Florence with wide eyes.

"How-what? How did you? But- okay, you are the official baby sleeper. You get to put him to sleep from now on." Emma stuttered, and Florence chuckles. "It's easy actually, you just stroke his back. I used to babysit my younger cousins and that always put them to sleep." Florence shared.

"Teach me." Emma stated, staring Florence down dead in the eye. "And this is where we leave..." (Y/n) told a sleeping Michael, taking him out of Florence's arms and back upstairs.

While Florence and Emma were talking about baby tips and advice, (Y/n) sat with Michael in his room. Eventually he checked his Instagram, seeing a picture of Florence and Emma on Emma's Instagram story, with the caption 'Thanks for the tips Florence!'

Two days later, Florence had started a Instagram page for baby tips and advice. (Y/n) was very confused on why she did, because she didn't have kids and the only child remotely in her life is Michael. Emma had assured him saying that her tips were actually very good and needed to be shared.

Rumors had started once Florence posted a photo of her and Michael cuddling together, his face buried into her so nobody saw his face. She had tagged Emma in the photo, and she commented 'Too cute!'

A lot of rumors were formed from this post. People thought that Michael was Florence's secret child, that she started a babysitting service, that she was babysitting a friends child (Which was actually the closest one) and finally, she stole the baby and Emma helped her.

The last rumor was believed the most, and it certainly didn't help that (Y/n) thought it was hilarious and tried to keep the rumors going while
Emma tried to deny them.

Emma had tried to deny the rumors, but (Y/n) decided to egg it on when he posted a photo of Emma and Michael reading his picture book together, with the caption 'Emma and her stolen baby!'

Once Emma saw he posted that, she immediately ran to him. "Why are you agreeing with these rumors!" She asked, and he started to laugh. "Cause they're hilarious! You would never steal a child!" He told her. "Well people seem to think I did when you keep encouraging it!" She yelled, and (Y/n) just sat there and took out his phone and changed the caption to 'Emma and her (Not) stolen baby!'

The next week (Y/n) and Emma were in an interview, and the interview asked a wonderful question. "So are these rumors about you stealing a baby with Florence real?" They asked, and Emma shook her head. "No! That's my son! Florence was just babysitting him that day." She shared. "Are you sure about that?" (Y/n) asked, and Emma nodded and gave him a glare. "Yeah, that's her son. Just to clarify, she did not steal that baby." He changed his answer.

The next time it was brought up was when Emma posted a photo of her and Michael, but Michael's face wasn't in the picture and it was just a picture of them reading together. Emma was reading the book, and Michael was cuddled into her but you couldn't see his face because the book blocked it, but there was a clear view of his body and the Spider-Man toy he was holding. (Y/n) had the brilliant idea to comment 'That's our cough stolen cough baby' to be funny, and all the fans went along with the joke at this point.

Florence had also posted another picture of Michael and her cuddling together and the caption was 'My new and totally not stolen baby.' To keep the joke going. (Y/n) commented on her post with 'Emma how is your stolen baby?' And she responded with 'Your son is great! Maybe you should spend some time with him instead of convincing people we kidnapped him!' And that got all the fans excited because she totally destroyed him.

The news articles about this joke were the funniest part. Different media outlets all had the same headline which was 'Did Florence Pugh steal Emma Watson's baby? Read to find out!'

Emma had seen one of those articles and started to laugh at how stupid it was. (Y/n) had finally caught her thinking it was funny and spoke up. "I told you it was funny!" He exclaimed, and she nodded. "The article doesn't even make sense! It's hilarious!" She giggled, and seeing his parents laugh, Michael joined in with his own laughter as well.

(Y/n) took a video of Michael laughing and captioned it 'Even the not stolen baby thinks the joke is funny!' This was the one thing Emma allowed him to post with his face in it since he looked exactly like her besides the eyes, which looked like (Y/n)'s, so nobody could deny he wasn't their child.

Eventually all the fans knew it was a joke, and everyone was thankful nobody had ever called the police on them, because they most certainly would've been in trouble.