Grian Oneshots

Incorrect Quotes 6

Iskall: Grian doesn't look very happy.
Mumbo: That's his happy. He's just a bitch.

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Grian: Due to personal reasons, I will be fucking sinking to the bottom of the ocean in a large metal box.
Iskall: Did Mumbo say 'I love you' and you said 'Thanks'?
Grian: THE REASONS ARE PERSONAL-

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Watcher Grian AU

Mumbo: So... This is my full potential?
Grian: Yes.
Mumbo: So, then it's...
Grian: All downhill from here.
Mumbo: Like Iskall.
Grian: I do not know what this Iskall is. But it sounds disappointing.

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Grian: I am your king, long may I reign!
Iskall: Well I didn't vote for you!
Grian: You don't vote for kings.
Iskall: Well how'd you become king then?
Grian: Mumbo of the Lake, their arm clad in purest shimmering smite, held aloft Excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying by divine providence that I, Grian, was to carry Excalibur. That is why I am your king.
Iskall: Listen. Strange people lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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Mumbo: You are irrationally angry 365 days a year.
Grian: Well, that's just your personal opinion, I don't have anger issues. Do you think I have anger issues?
Iskall: Well, I wouldn't really call it an issue. An issue is something you can fix.

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Grian: What's your name?
Mumbo, whispering to Iskall: Can I tell them my real name?
Iskall: No!
Mumbo: I'm... Iskall.
Iskall, whispering to themselves: The ONE TIME they get my name right...

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Mumbo: I'm not doing to well.
Iskall: What's wrong?
Mumbo: I have this headache that comes and goes.
*Grian enters the room*
Mumbo: There it is again.

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Mumbo: Is anyone going to tell me what's going on in here!?
Iskall: It's kind of complicated, but Grian-
Mumbo: Got it. Forget I asked.

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Mumbo: I told Grian that his ears turn red when he lies.
Iskall: Do they?
Mumbo: No.
Iskall: Then why did you tell them that?
Mumbo: Because I can do this.
Mumbo: Hey Grian! Do you love us?
Grian, with his hands over his ears: No.

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Iskall: Hey, Mumbo? Can I get some dating advice?
Mumbo: Just because I'm with Grian doesn't mean I know how I did it.

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Grian: Someone take me to art museums and make out with me.
Mumbo: But they said not to touch the masterpieces.
Grian: Well somebody's got to pin the artwork to the wall.
Iskall, on a walkie talkie: This is Iskall, those idiots are fucking around in the East wing again.

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Iskall: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
Grian: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, Mumbo, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
Iskall: You're a bad influence.
Grian: And you don't know your sayings.