25 ~ One Hell of a Predicament

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No one expected to see the Grian, playing poker, with two watchers, a random person, and Herobrine.

And just when they thought Grian couldn't get any weirder.

"Is that Herobrine...?" Impulse asked.

"Good god people always call me that." 'Herobrine' muttered.

"Excuse me." Grian said, glaring at him.

He stayed quiet for a moment.

"But why do they call me Herobrine?"

"Take it with a Grian of salt." The weird person said.

Let's back track shall we?

The two Watchers who were playing poker, were very different. One wasn't even technically a Watcher, but he's last.

The first was a blonde man who was taller than the average person, with large black wings and a greena dn white scheme of outfit. He had a fedora hat that was green and white stripped, as well as a black collar sleeveless shirt underneath a green robe. Sandals were his shoes, and a crow sat on his hat.

The second 'watcher' was man with a mask and XD on it. He had large white wings, as well as halos around his head. He wore green robes, and had a diamond sword next to him.

The weird one, had brown hair with green eyes, and a shark mask, that wasn't actually covering his face. He had an ancient Egyptian vibe going on with his clothing.

And the herobrine had sunglasses on his head. His eyes were pure white, while his hair a fluffy brown. He had a black long sleeve shirt tucked into black jeans, and black combat boots. A small crown sat on their head, while her cape rested against the seat's back.

Grian sat at the end of the table, the black feathered watcher next to him, and the weird Egyptian vibe guy next to him. The other watcher sat next to him, and the regal looking Herobrine at the other side of the table.

"Grian, is the Herobrine? Like the same Herobrine from-" Ren asked.

"Eret's not Herobrine. They are however, one of Herobrines children." Grian said.

"Oh- they're nonbinary, aren't they? Sorry if I miss gendered you-" Ren said.

Eret just laughed.

"No need buddy. I go by all pronouns." Eret said.

"Wow your voice is deep." Xisuma said, slightly taken aback.

"You have no idea." The Egyptian vibe man said.

"Foolish, it's your turn." Grian said, looking at him.

"Oh right." Foolish said. "XD do you got any-"

"If you say 7s I will throw you into a vat of boiling lava, revive you, and then strike you with lightning." XD said.

"Wait, this isn't poker, is it." Xisuma said.

"What? No." Foolish said. "XD banned us from poker because Grian kept getting IOU's from him."

Grian chuckled as XD glared at him.

"Why... does that not suprise me?" Xisuma said.

"Because Grian could play any game, that's not gambling, and get real life things from people." The black feather Avian said. "He could probably beat Quackity, Charlie, and Jshlatt at the same time. By the way I'm Philza."

"That's if Grian doesn't kill them for swearing first." Eret said.

"Grian's not that bad, though?" Iskall asked, confused.

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