Grian Oneshots

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Mumbo: What is love?
Scar: An emotional minefield.
Iskall: A neurochemical reaction.
Grian: Baby don't hurt me.

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*Everyone is playing a board game together*
Scar: I will put 'A' down to make 'A'.
Mumbo: I will add onto your 'A' to make 'AT'.
Grian: I will add onto your 'AT' to make 'RAT'.
Iskall: I will add onto your 'RAT' to make 'BIOSTRATAGRAPHIC'.
Grian: *flips the board*

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Xisuma: You just said 'hole' too many times.
Grian: And that's coming from Xisuma.
Mumbo: *Points at Xisuma* That's concerning.
Scar: YOU THINK YOU KNOW EVERYTHING GRIAN! *storms out*

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Scar: *sees Grian and Mumbo together*
Scar: They're cute. I would put them on a boat.
Iskall: You mean... you ship them?

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Mumbo and Grian: *making loud, shouty gorilla sounds at each other*
Xisuma:
Iskall, exasperated: We have a guest.

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Mumbo: ARE YOU-
Xisuma: Fucking.
Mumbo: KIDDING ME!? YOU-
Xisuma: Fucking.
Mumbo: IDIOT!
Iskall: ...What was that?
Xisuma: Grian banned Mumbo from swearing, so I'm helping him out.

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Xisuma: I'm so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.
Scar: Uh, Mumbo and Grian are not getting along.
Xisuma: They're not trying to kill each other.
Scar: You may have a point.

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Iskall: Why are your tongues purple?
Grian: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Mumbo: I had a red one.
Iskall: oh.
Iskall:
Iskall: OH.
Scar:
Scar: You drank eachothers slushies?

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Mumbo: Your smile? It makes my day.
Grian: Your happiness? I live for that.
Scar: A room? Get one.
Iskall: Hotel? Trivago.

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*Trying to cheer Grian up after a break up*
Scar: You broke up with Mumbo for a reason.
Grian: I know, I know. I'm just so tired of missing him. Tired of wondering why he hasn't called. Why hasn't he called?
Iskall: Maybe because you told him not to.
Grian: What are you, the Memory Person?

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*Watcher!Grian AU*

Mumbo, pointing to the wall: What color is this?
Dom: Gray.
Taurtis: Grey.
Mumbo, turning to Grian: Now tell them what color you think it is.
Grian: Dark white.

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Grian: I just want someone to take me out.
Scar: On a date?
Iskall: With a sniper gun?
Xisuma: Both if you're not a coward.

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Grian: Count me in!
Scar: Who the hell are you!?
Grian: Oh, you know my sibling! He worked at Wendy's.
Scar: Oh yeah, Xisuma! How are they doing?
Grian: Oh yeah, not too good. They've been dead for the past month.
Iskall: What the hell, they didn't tell us!

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*Commenting under an image of a really hot knife cutting bread*
Grian: Imagine stabbing someone with this knife.
Mumbo: It would instantly cauterize the wound, so the person wouldn't bleed, so it's not very useful.
Iskall: If you want information it is
Scar: Why would you STAB a person when you can have TOAST?

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Grian: What's it like being tall?
Iskall: Is it nice?
Scar: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Mumbo: We live in constant fear of short ones who, in my experience (Grian), will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.