Grian Oneshots

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Grian: Do you know a turtles only weakness?
Mumbo: No... well, their slowness.
Grian: Their weakness is they can't roll over when they are on their backs.
Grian: Now I have a plan.
Grian: If I duct tape two turtles together, they'll be unstoppable.

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Grian: How do tall people possibly sleep at night when the blanket can't possibly cover you?
Mumbo: Grian, it's four o'clock in the morning.
Grian: So, you can't sleep, huh? Is it because of the blanket?

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Scar: I'm going to take a shower, I'll be right back.
Xisuma: Why are you telling me this, I don't care.
Xisuma, right after Scar leaves the room: I miss him already.

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Tango: What's up? I'm back.
Xisuma: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead!
Tango: Death is a social construct.

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(Grian's mad at Mumbo)

Mumbo: Can I have some water?
Grian: *starts chugging his water bottle*
Grian: *chokes from drinking too fast*
Grian: *spills water all over himself*
Grian, coughing: I don't have any water.

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Grian: It's nice to be wanted, you know?
Iskall: Not by the law!

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Xisuma: Your a loose cannon, Grian.
Grian: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon, maybe, but a losse cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Doc: I think you play by your own rules.
Mumbo: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Xisuma: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Grian: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Ren is a loose cannon.
Ren: *smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, Grian!
Mumbo: I'd say Ren's more of a cop on the edge with nothing to loose. That's an entirely different thing.
Doc: Now I'm just confused. Is Grian a loose cannon or not?
Xisuma: Alright, put on a pot off coffee. We're gonna get to the bottom of this.
Grian: *groans*
Ren: Aw, man.

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Mumbo: I'm going to be an adult in 4 years and I only have a vague idea of what I'm going to do.
Dom: I'm going to be an adult in less than a year and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
Taurtis: I'm with you there...
Grian: I'm an adult and I don't know what I'm doing with my life.
Pearl: Three types of people.

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Grian: Your a lying piece of shit!
Mumbo: Oh yeah? You're the idiot that thinks you can get away with everything you do, WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD!
Iskall: I'm leaving and I'm taking Scar with me!
Xisuma: Aaaaand that's enough monopoly for today...

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Xisuma: If you took a shot for every time you made a bad decision, how drunk would you be?
Doc: Maybe a bit tipsy?
Iskall: Drunk.
Mumbo: Wasted.
Grian: Dead.