Grian Oneshots

Incorrect Quotes 7

Grian: Mumbo's gonna kill me.
Iskall: No, he'll probably make me do it.

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Iskall, watching Mumbo do something stupid: Grian, you're officially only the second highest risk here.
Grian: Hell yeah! I'm gonna-
Iskall: Don't finish that sentence, you'll move back up.

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Mumbo: You bought a taco?
Iskall: Yes.
Mumbo: From the same truck that hit Grian!?
Iskall: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.

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Grian: Why doesn't Mumbo find me sexy when I bite my lip?
Iskall: What do you look like when you bite your lip?
Grian: *bites lip*
Iskall: ...Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

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Mumbo, to Xisuma: You know, Grian can be really aggressive, so it's important to take all the necessary precautions when approaching.
Mumbo: *blows airhorn at Grian* GET FUCKED!

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Iskall: Hey do you know the password to Mumbo's computer?
Grian: Fuck you, Iskall.
Iskall: Hey!!
Grian: No, you misunderstood, the password is "fuckyouIskall".
Iskall: Oh, no numbers? Not very safe.

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Grian: *yawns*
Mumbo: Yeah, being that pretty must be tiring.
Grian: Then you must be exhausted.
Iskall: Will you two shut up? Some of us are lonely.

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Mumbo: Well, has Grian been wrong before?
Iskall: How wide are we willing to open this up?

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Grian: I like to think of myself as a semi responsible adult here.
Iskall: Mumbo is 70% of your impulse control and you know this Grian.
Mumbo: I feel like Grian is the more responsible one of us two though.
Grian: We are both 70% of each others' impulse control.
Mumbo: Just two lol beasts in pinwheel hats spinning on the merry-go-round at dangerous velocities, holding each other's hands so the other doesn't fall off.

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Mumbo: When you work at lush and a customer comes in and bites the soap because they think it's cheese... this happens way more frequently than you think.
Grian: If you stopped literally presenting soap as deli food this wouldn't happen.
Mumbo: Who goes into a bath store and things something covered in glitter is cheese?
Iskall: Who goes to the store and just takes a bite or cheese?

(Headcannon: Grian did it a few times)

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Iskall, knocking on the door: Grian, open up!
Grian: It all started when I was a kid.
Iskall: That's not what I-
Mumbo: Let him finish!

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Grian: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Mumbo, whispering: Why are there little handprints all over the walls?
Iskall, whispering: Because I have little hands.
Mumbo: Because he has little hands.

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Iskall: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Grian. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Grian!
Mumbo: Nope.
Iskall: In that case, as the archbishop of Mumbo's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Grian right on the lips!!!