Grian Oneshots

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Grian: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flip them around and smack people.

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Mumbo: Pfft, you should meet Grian, they're such a tsudere.
Iskall: They... they just stabbed you.
Mumbo: So cute.

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Grian: Some people are like slinkies.
Mumbo: What?
Grian: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Mumbo:
Mumbo: Please don't push Iskall down the stairs.
Grian, pushing Iskall down the stairs: Too late.

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Iskall: So are you gonna explain how the hell you crashed my car?
Grian: Well we were driving and there was a deer in the road, so I said "Mumbo, deer!"
Iskall: ...And what did Mumbo do?
Mumbo: ... "Yes, Honey?"

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Grian: Iskall and I were crossing the street, and this man drove by and honked at us.
Mumbo: What did you do?
Grian: Iskall chased him to the next red light, and reached into his window, and-
Iskall: *walking in* Who wants a steering wheel?

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Iskall: How did you do that?
Grian: I'm fearless.
Mumbo: I saw you run from bees yesterday. You flailed around and tripped over a chair. It was both hysterical and sad.
Grian: I'm mostly fearless.

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Grian: Do you cook?
Iskall: I made a cake once.
Mumbo: Yeah, it was good.
Iskall: Really?
Mumbo: Don't make me lie twice, Iskall.

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Grian: *cooking*
Iskall: *kicks down door*
Iskall: *grabs knife from Grian's hand*
Iskall: WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT DESTRUCTIVE BEHAVIOR?
Grian:
Grian: What.
Mumbo: He's trying to tell you he wants to cook.

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Mumbo: A party is a celebration of life, bringing people together to let the guest of honor know how much they're loved. Iskall has done so much for us. This is our chance to do something for them.
Grian: By forcing them to have fun at a party that they don't want to be at?
Mumbo: I knew you'd understand.

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Mumbo & Grian: *Accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Grian: We need an adult!
Mumbo: Grian, you are an adult!
Grian: We need an adultier adult! Get Iskall!

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Iskall: What, in the name of sanity, have you got on your head?
Grian: It's a fez, I wear a fez now. Fezzes are cool.
Mumbo: *snatches the fez, throws it in the air*
Iskall: *shoots it*

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Grian: Last night I found out Mumbo is a sleep talker.
Iskall: Oh really?
Grian: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am.