A/n: Hello! I'm so sorry updates are so slow I just hasn't found the time to do anything
:( good news though is that I'm gonna have surgery soon (nothing major or life threatening, don't worry!) so I'll be out of work for a bit and can finally focus on this!
So do get back into the swing of things I thought I'd do some incorrect quotes! Enjoy 😘
Draco: (Y/n) is mad at me so I tightened all the lids on the jars so she'll have to come and ask me to help.
*sound of glass shattering in the background*
Draco: it hasn't worked yet but it will.
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~ (Y/n) and Draco skipping stones on a lake ~
Draco: what a romantic evening
(Y/n): take that you fucking lake!
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Sasha: can you buy this for me?
(Y/n): sure :)
Blaise: you can't just pay for her!
(Y/n): sure I can! I'm her best friend. I can buy her anything she likes!
Blaise: but we are playing monopoly...
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Sirius: you know you've made it when you see your picture everywhere you go
(Y/n): those are wanted posters!
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Draco: are you a simp?
Blaise : no
Draco: Sasha
Blaise: yes
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Lucius: Bad news, guys. I don't think we can manipulate, mansplain, malewife our way out of this.
Voldemort: Manslaughter it is then
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Sasha: You know, Draco gives (Y/n) flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.
Blaise: Okay
~later that day~
Blaise: *gives (Y/n) some flowers*
(Y/n): ???
Blaise: I don't know, I'm confused as well
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Blaise: What's it like dating the Dark Lord's daughter?
Draco: Once, I asked her for a glass of water when she was still mad at me, and she gave me a cup full of ice and said, "Wait."
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Draco: (Y/n), you love me right?
(Y/n): Normally I'd say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won't like.
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~Ember to (Y/n)~
Ember: The path to inner peace begins with four words.
Ember: Not my fucking problem
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Draco: You could say I've fallen for you *winks*
(Y/n): you literally just rolled down an entire flight of stairs, how are you still alive-
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I'm A Riddle {Draco x reader}
Fanfiction(Y/N) Riddle is a pureblood feared witch, she is the cursed child of Tom Riddle or otherwise known as Lord Voldemort. She went to Azkaban when she was young for 5 years until she was proven innocent, but was she?... (Y/N) can shift into a 7 foot tal...
