Andrew Garfield one-shots

HE IS MY FAMILY- ANDREW GARFIELD

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I'll admit I took inspo from a Reddit story for this lol 😂 

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Andrew's pov

"Hey darling," I whispered in my wife's ear as I wrapped my arms around her waist, watching her do her makeup.

"Hey," she smiled briefly before groaning as she let her eyeliner fall down in the sink, "fucking hell, I hate this!" She exclaimed.

I sighed softly and pressed a kiss to her exposed shoulders, bare thanks to the slightly fallen down sleeve of her robe, "you don't have to do this," I whispered, "if you don't want to wear makeup just don't wear it," I pressed a soft kiss to the side of her neck, "who cares what your sister thinks, you hate makeup," I chuckled softly, "you don't need to do anything to please her."

Y/n sighed and looked down, sniffling lightly, "I don't want her here," she admitted in a whisper, "I don't know why I accepted, I guess I was just feeling guilty for eloping and not inviting anyone of the family but mom," she looked up at me, "I'm sorry I'm putting you through this."

I shook my head, "don't say that," I whispered, grabbing the eyeliner from her hand, "are you sure you want to wear makeup?" I questioned one more time.

She shrugged, "it took me half an hour to get to this point, I don't want to take it off after wasting all that time."

I nodded, "turn around darling, I can do it for you," I smiled as she heaved a sigh of relief, turning around and jumping onto the sink, "listen," I began as I started drawing an almost straight line on her eyelid, "I already know you don't want to call this stupid dinner off right now, but if, at any point, it gets too much for you, just tell me and I'll deal with it," I assured, moving on to her next eye, "and you don't need to feel guilty about how we chose to celebrate our wedding, she would've ruined our day, and the rest of the family would have sided with her, you invited who you wanted, and that is the only way a wedding should be," I smiled at her and kissed her lips gently, "there, I'm done."

She opened her eyes and smiled at me, wrapping her arms around my neck and hugging me gently, her lips pressing a trail of kisses on my shoulder, bare from the lack of a shirt, "thank you," she whispered, pulling away, "sorry I hogged the bathroom for so long," she chuckled, "I'll go get dressed, you can take your shower now," she grinned at me.

I laughed softly and gave her butt a gentle squeeze, "if it wouldn't ruing your hard work, we could shower together," I grinned.

She rolled her eyes and flicked my forehead gently, "if you shower quickly we'll have enough time after that before they arrive," she smiled, "I'll go check on the pie."

I shook my head as she skipped out of the bathroom, using my foot to lightly tap her butt, "love you!" I called out.

"Love you too."

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I chuckled as I buckled my belt quickly, "leave it to my sister, who is always late, to show up early the only time I wanted her here late," y/n grumbled, turning to look at me, "is my hair okay?"

I nodded, reaching up to tuck a strand of hair behind her ear, letting my hand rest gently on her cheek, "there," she smiled, "this way I can see your beautiful eyes."

She rolled her eyes and kissed the palm of my hand gently, grabbing my arm and walking me to the door, my free hand rubbing soothingly up and down her arm.

She took a deep breath and opened the door, "hi," she greeted, receiving only a nod from her sister, "come in," she moved slightly over to let her and her husband come inside.

I gritted my teeth slightly, "leave your shoes outside please," I asked.

Usually we don't give a crap if people have their shoes on in our home, but these people gave my wife the hardest time possible throughout her whole life, it's payback time now.

They both stopped and looked at me, then her sister turned to look at my wife, "is he for real?"

Y/n nodded, "he is, and he's here, you can talk to him directly."

Her sister rolled her eyes and her husband trailed inside behind her silently.

"I like your new haircut," y/n complimented her sister as we sat down on the table, the dinner we had made heating up in the oven.

Her sister just scoffed, "it's not new, but obviously you wouldn't know, since you didn't invite me to your stupid wedding," she sneered.

Before y/n could get worked up I interrupted, "we both wanted a small, intimate ceremony, there were only my father, my brother and his wife, our best friend and her husband and y/n's mother," I explained, "we both don't enjoy big events, we had a small ceremony and then we came back home, we danced in our beautiful garden and then we spent the rest of the day just the two of us together."

Y/n squeezed my hand gently under the table and looked at me gratefully.

Her sister rolled her eyes, "maybe it's better this way," she shrugged, "you looked like a whale in that dress anyway."

My chair scraped against the floor as I got up, "alright, now it's time you leave," I expressed, "I'll escort you to the door, so that my beautiful, gorgeous and breathtaking wife and I can have a nice dinner peacefully and then enjoy the rest of our evening."

She looked at me outraged, "you absolutely cannot do that," she sheeted, "we drove all this way, you will not kick us out," she sneered.

I snorted, my arm wrapping around my wife's waist, "I'm sure those 10 minutes in the car were exhausting," I rolled my eyes, "listen, I am asking nicely, get out of our house, or else I will call the police."

She scoffed and turned to look at y/n, "you're seriously gonna let him talk to me that way?" She questioned in disbelief.

Y/n shrugged and moved closer to me, "he's my husband, he's simply protecting me from your toxicity."

Her sister scoffed again, "fine, so as you wish, but just remember," she huffed as she grabbed her purse, "blood is thicker than water, and his blood does not run through your body," she seethed.

Y/n nodded, "you're right, his blood does not run through my body, but his semen does, and I think that's even better," she grinned as her sister eyes widened in utter horror, her husband snickering discreetly behind his hand, "in fact, I'm pretty sure semen is even thicker than blood," she smiled at her, "now get the hell out of my house so that I can get dicked down for the fifth time today."

"You are a fucking slut!" Her sister screamed out.

Y/n just shrugged and wrapped her arm around my waist, "I'm pretty sure I'm not the one who got married while being six months pregnant."

Her sister just shrieked and slammed the door of our apartment shut, her husband trailing silently behind her; I feel pity for the poor guy.

Y/n laughed and turned to look at me, grinning, "you liked the show?"

I laughed and nodded, my lips brushing against hers, "love it."

She grinned again, "we still have about 10 minutes before dinner is ready, what do you say we finish what we started?"

I smiled and wrapped my arms around the back of her tights, bringing her to wrap her legs around my waist, "I have a hard on since you went off on your horrible sister," I grinned, "how about that shower you mentioned before?" I proposed, "I know you can't wait to wash that makeup off your face."

My beautiful wife laughed and buried her head in the crook of my neck, "and this is why I love you."

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A/N: what do you guys think?