Hooked (yandere hazbin hotel/helluva boss x angel reader) (Long Ass Break)

chapter sixty nine: moxxie's creepy dad (pt 7)

A light cool breeze brushed against your exposed skin, your lips ached and were slightly numb.

"Ah, there she is!"

A raspy recognizable voice said loudly, the smell of cigars wafting around you heavily as you finally came too. "Awake and as beautiful as eva'!"

You're eyes finally open, everything is blurry for a moment before it all clears up, "MHP!" You're surprised yell muffled, lips sealed completely shut, you hadn't expected to wake up to crimson being so close, like, up in your face close.

You're lips twitched slightly, trying to move them to speak, only to feel painful tugs that kept them shut.

"Crimson, sir isn't the stitches a little... Unnecessary?"

Alesso asked, risking a lot but crimson was in a good mood it seemed. Thank Satan for that.

"No! There completely necessary! Can't have her screaming her pretty little head off after all can we?"

Crimson. Said smiling as he turned to a mirror fixing his suit, "bring her out to the back will ya?" Crimson said dismissively Heading back out to where his struggling son was.

"Uh- are you sure the..." The priest took a look at moxxie brows furrowed as crimson came out, "bride is alright?"

Crimson laughed grabbing his tied up son and forcefully getting him to nod his head, "of course he is! Why look at that smile!" The words came out through gritted teeth, a silent warning to moxxie to play along or he'd get burned.

Alesso came out to the back, carrying you in his arms as you struggled and wriggled around, being set between crimson and moxxie who had Chaz standing beside him in a cheap suit.

"Awh you said the seats would be filled!" Chaz grumbled out, the only ones there were a few goons and that was it.

With a roll of his eyes crimson pulled out a remote, pressing a button on it that had the dildos popping up out of the seats, Chaz laughed, "satisfied" crimson asked rolling his eyes as Chaz nodded, he turned to the priest waiting for him to get started.

The first one elder jaws, the priest would start with would be you and crimson, Chaz was busy holding moxxie tightly.

"Do you, crimson knowlastname take y/n l/n to be your lawfully wedded wife?"

"I do," Crimson said holding your hands tightly in his, not breaking eye contact with you at all. Elder jaws turns to you, opening his mouth to saying something before noticing the stitches, "uh-"

"Oh, right almost forgot."

With a tug crimson pulled out the stitches, a painful process but at least he did it fast. Elder jaws resumed what he was gonna say, clearing his throat as he briefly looked down at the book he held.

"And do you, y/n l/n take crimson knowlastname to be your lawfully wedded- uh-..."

Crimson's patience was wearing thin, moxxie's voice was muffled as he desperately tried calling for help, "Millie! Millie!" His words slightly muffled behind the duct tape.

He struggled again Chaz as crimson snapped at elder jaws, "yes she does,"

"But-" elder jaws snapped his mouth shut as soon as a gun was pressed to his chest, "just hurry it up."

He nodded shaking as he skipped over your part. "I now pronounce you, husband and wife, you may kiss the bri-"

Suddenly the wall that was around the backyard was smashed to bits, a layer of dust kicking up around the truck.

The side door opens up, blitzø falling face first into the ground yet again, "I strongly object!"

Millie kicks the other side door off hoping out with murder in her eyes as she glared up at crimson, "you want my husband? You're gonna have to fucking kill me!"

Crimson snarls, the last thread of his Patience gone now, with a snap of his fingers he ordered his goons, pointing at Millie and blitzø, trying to resume the kiss, only to be hit with one of his goons lifeless bodies, confused and pissed off he looked over, seething,

"what the FUCK!?"

He said in mild shock and mostly irritation, "she's a dame!" He said in disbelief watching as all his men were slaughtered by her and blitzø.

"She's a BROAD! kill her!" He said, no longer caring if she ended up dead, she and blitzø were a threat to what he wanted, mostly Millie was but he wanted both her and blitzø dead.

"You frigging goons! What the fuck is the matter with you? Why do I pay you!? Get her! You stupid idiots! Go get 'er!" He said harshly throwing one of his other goons into the fight, resulting in a spray of blood that covered you and crimson, elder jaws sighed tossing the book aside before leaving, giving everyone the middle finger as he hopped over the wall, not caring enough to even want to be involved anymore, the pay wasn't worth the trauma he'd get.

Crimson holds you to his chest watching as Millie and blitzø her back into the truck, driving it through the seating arrangements and the last remaining men before slamming on the breaks once she's close to crimson and Chaz.

Angrily she sounds the door open storming over to grab her husband as blitzø came out, equally as pissed off.

But not as much as Millie was who snatched moxxie away throwing her husband over her shoulder, "hey! What about my-"

"This ass is mine!" She hissed out aggressively, scaring Chaz off as she leavings the backyard with her husband in tow.

"Yeah, what she said," blitzø said snatching you from crimson, carrying you off, scurrying out of the backyard to the hijacked helicopter that was waiting for them.

You sighed in relief as the rope is removed from you, your wrists were red and sore. You relaxed back into the seat closing your eyes breathing softly.

Moxxie smiled at his wife, "thanks for saving me Millie," she smiled shaking her head softly, "Next time, just tell me if your dad is a psychopath- I can handle it." She reassured him.

Blitzø smiled leaning forward, "Well, I'm glad everything ended up okay. Good to know we both have daddy issues, Mox." He said patting his shoulder as moxxie perked up slightly, was he finally gonna get the respect he deserved?"

"Also, I got to plow your ex-boyfriend; isn't that great? Now we ALL fucked the same guy." He deflated immediately upon hearing what blitzø said, nevermind.

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