"Fumu! I don't wanna learn martial arts!" Muyang whined as Mochou dragged him out from under his warm cozy blanket.
"This is non-negotiable!" Mochou said as he struggled to pull the now five year old Muyang out of the carriage.
"Why? I'm a GER. GERs aren't supposed to be fighters."
"Nonsense! It's because you are a GER that you must learn to defend yourself." Mochou lectured.
"Fumu is right. I heard bad guys are always catching GERs and eating them!" Muchen said from the side with a scary look on his face.
"Why would anyone want to eat me?!"
"Because you're adorable." Yichen said as he walked over.
"Daddy, Do you want to eat me?"
"You're my adorable GER and I love you but daddy only wants to eat your fumu." Yichen said with a lecherous smirk as he hooked his arm around Mochou's waist.
Smack!
"Don't say those things in front of the twins!" Mochou chastised with a bright red face. Yichen laughed in response, his hand quickly stealing a quick squeeze of Mochou's fleshy buns before he jumped out of reach of Mochou's fist.
"Fumu, did you learn martial arts to fight daddy when he tries to eat you?" Muyang asked. Mochou did after all say he needed to learn martial arts to protect himself.
"Cough! It's different with your daddy because we're married and I love him. But it's true you need to learn martial arts so you can protect yourself from hungry bad men who will try to eat you without your permission." Mochou awkwardly explained.
"Then why does Muchen need to learn? Do the bad men also want to eat Muchen? Even though he's a boy?"
"No, but they want to hurt and take away all of his precious toys, money, and you away. So he needs to learn martial arts so he can protect you." Yichen said.
"Why does Muchen need to protect me if I also learn martial arts?"
"Because I'm a boy so I'm obviously stronger than you." Muchen stated with his chest puffed up with pride.
"So what if you're a boy. I'm way better at hunting than you." Muyang said with a fierce glare.
"You're only better at setting traps. If we use our bows I'm definitely better."
"Okay, that's enough. You're both strong and scary just like your Fumu." Yichen said as he separated the two before they started pouncing on each other.
"Hurry up and stretch. Today, I'm going to teach you how to throw someone bigger than you." Mochou said as he prepared to lead the boys into their usual morning stretches.
The twins took stood up on either side of Yichen and followed Mochou through their morning stretches. Then they did a quick run around the field they parked the carriage in until their bodies were warmed up.
"Okay first things first, when dealing with someone larger than you it's important to use their size and weight to your advantage." Mochou explained.
"How?" Muchen asked.
"They key is to knock them off balance than using your body to leverage them over your shoulder. If you can do that your opponent will be slammed to the ground giving you time to escape."
"Huh?" Muchen and Muyang looked at Mochou with confused little expressions. Mochou knew words wouldn't be enough so he beckoned Yichen over to demonstrate.
"Yichen, come at me!" Mochou commanded. Yichen looked at Mochou with a troubled expression.
"Hurry up and come at me!" Mochou demanded again but Yichen still refused to move.
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After Death, I Finally Met The Man Of My Dreams
RomanceWaking up in a new world, with a new body Mochou thought luck was on his side. But things wouldn't be so easy. MC: "Will I ever find someone to love me?" ML peeks out of from behind some bushes. ML: "He's so cute." MC: "Is someone there?" ML: "..." ...
