Insulting Pick Up Lines

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you know, for those hate on hate relationships...


1. Are you the sun?

Because you need to stay 92,950,000 miles away from me.

2. Are you a software update?

Cause not now.

3. Are you nemo?

Because you should get lost

4. Did you fall from heaven?

Cause I can see why you're here

5. Are you the sun?

Because if I look at you, I'll go blind



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