1.
Hey boy, are you black mirror?
Because I watched you for a long time and now I am feeling wary about the future of humans
2.
Hey boy, are you cryptocurrency?
Because my friends look real annoyed when I talk about you
3.
Hey boy are you a credit card deal?
Cos you've been offering me zero percent interest for 6 months
4.
Hey boy are you 2018?
Because I have a feeling my optimism about you is already a terrible idea
5.
Hey boy are you a student loan?
Because you appeared to be a good idea and said you'd look after me, but you're seriously detrimental to my long term wellbeing
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