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Can I borrow your face for a few days, my ass is going on a holiday
2.
I'm not saying I hate you but sometimes a fantasize about you
3.
I'm not saying I hate you but if you got hit by a bus, I would be driving that bus
4.
It's not the sun that hurts my eyes, it's your face
5.
It looks like someone set your face on fire and tried to put it out with a fork
(this one has a ton of variations, get creative!!)
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