1.
Person: You're ugly
Me: And this is coming for the poster child for abortions?
2.
Person: What? You jealous.
Me: Yeah of all the people who haven't met you
3.
Person: You're ugly
Me: Douche bag say Wahhhhhhhhhhhhhhht?
4.
Person: What's your problem?
Me: The problem is you. The solution is to mind your own business
5.
The last time I heard that I laughed so hard I fell off my dinosaur

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