Best Insults Comebacks & More

Puns

1.

 Did you hear about the one legged gymnast?

Her name was Ilene

2.

I used to go fishing with Skrillex.

But he kept on dropping the base.

3.

What's the worst thing about holding a party in space?

You have to planet.

4.

Yesterday a clown held the door open for me.

I thought it was a nice jester

5.

I was walking through a quarry and said to the foreman, "That's a big rock!"

"Boulder," he replied.

So I puffed out my chest and shouted, "Look at that enormous rock over there!"