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1.

(When someone swears at you) Nice vocab by the way, you only seem to know words that disgrace your family

2.

B: Hey

G: Hey what you doing

B: Just texting the most gorgeous and beautiful girl in the world

G: Awwww

B: But she didn't text me back, and now I'm texting you

3.

I guess if you spoke your mind, you'd be speechless

4.

Some people bring happiness wherever they go – you bring happiness whenever you go

5.

I wish your mouth came with a snooze button


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