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1.

Keep talking maybe one day you'll say something intelligent

2.

Person 1: Did you mean to mumble or is your mouth full of crap.

Person 2: Yep, crap from your mouth

3.

Person 1: Fudge off.

Person 2: After you

4.

Person 1: I'd take you on a date, but I don't like taking the trash out.

Person 2: Well I'm recyclable anyways.

5.

oh I didn't tell you? Then it must've not been your business




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