1.
Boy: Close your eyes
Girl: K
Boy: what do you see
Girl: nothing
Boy: that's my life without you
2.
Are you religious, cause you're the answer to my prayers
3.
Did you sit in a pile of sugar? Cause you have a pretty sweet ass.
4.
Hi, I have big feet.
5.
Boy: I'm invisible.
Girl: Really?
Boy: Can you see me?
Girl: Yes.
Boy: Ok, How about tomorrow night?
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