Just some Maze Runner things

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I feel like the Gladers should come with warning labels like

Gally: Not as big of an ass as he seems (also is a small tiny child who must be protected at all costs)

Minho: Sass master 1000% also layer upon layer of fabulous hair that will blind the eyes of those unaccustomed to looking at his glory

Newt: precious angel that fell from heaven or in this case a wall

Chuck: Small person that you didn't know you cared so much about until he died

Thomas: About as smart as a pinecone

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Glader Slang

- Klunk – Poop/crap

- Shank – synonym of "Friend" or "fellow"

- Buggin – Freaking, stinking, stupid

- Shuck – an expletive used to bring attention to one's annoyance or grustration

- Sticks – Shank to group B

- Slim it – calm down, shut it

- Slinthead – A derogatory term used mostly by otherws when one makes a mistake that involves repercussions

- Greenbean/greenie – newest greenie, or anyone else relativeliy new

- Good that – saying they agree with something

- Dong – to mean feces, also used as a derogatory term

- Jacked – messed up in the head


Insults

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I'd rather kiss a Crank

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You're the shuckiest shuck faced shank there ever was

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