1.
POLICE OPEN UP RIGHT NOW!!
Me: Not with that attitude
2.
This is an A and B conversation so C your way out of it.
3.
An old legend says that if you shut up you wouldn't be so annoying.
4.
What are you?? 12??
Me: On a scale of 1 to 10 yes.
5.
Person 1: My head hurts!
Person 2: Well my stomach hurts when it's empty too.

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