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1. 

POLICE OPEN UP RIGHT NOW!

not with that attitude

2. 

This is and A and B conversation so C your way out of it

3. 

An old legend says that if you shut up you wouldn't be so annoying

4.

Person 1: What are you?? 12??

Person 2: On a scale of 1 to 10 yes.

5.

Person 1: My head hurts!

Person 2: Well my stomach hurts when it's empty too.



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