1.
God gave us two ears, two eyes, two legs and two hands, but he only gave us one heart, and he wanted me to find you and tell you, that you are the second one.
2.
*Holds out hand* Would you hold this for me while I go for a walk
3.
Person 1: *Sneeze*
Person 2: Bless you.
Person 1: Oh, I am blessed, now that you're here
4.
There's something wrong with my cell phone... It doesn't have your number in it
5.
(Via text)
Person 1:Do you want to go out with me?
Person 2: What?
Person 1: You know you want to be my girlfrien.
Person 2: It's girlfriend.
Person 1: What?
Person 2: You forgot the D.
Person 1: Oh, you'll get that later.
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